Author: Comedy Shoeshine

Comedy Shoeshine is offering a toasted option!  Our new sponsor Subway made us talk about delicious Subway sandwiches for pretty much the entire show, but they made us rich with all the Subway we could eat and how could we be any worse than the last spokesman? Also, Subway. Subway.

The dudes are back with more mildly humorous content!  We flip coins, start doing actual audio in the first time in a long time, talk about grey hair patterns.  RIP Rip Taylor.

Sam is in the middle of a fierce contract negotiation and refuses to do another episode until he’s paid what he deserves.  Or he was just out of town. One of those two things.  Either way, the hilarious Eli Bosnick from such podcasts as “God Awful Movies”, was kind enough to guest host! Follow Eli on twitter! https://twitter.com/elibosnick

After a not needed week off, the dudes discuss condiments, Subway girls, how easy it is to win the Powerball Lottery, and pure pressure.

The dudes talk about a McDonalds reawakening, being fat, being poor and then totally spoil Making a Murderer. As always we give plenty of warning before spoiling, so if you haven’t yet watched Making a Murderer, watch it now, but don’t listen to the last 30 minutes of the sode!

The entire episode is the dudes seeing who can pee the furthest away from the urinal. It’s worth the listen for the sound effects alone!

The dudes discuss bagpipes, cards against humanity and spoil everything about Star Wars The Force Awakens and try to ruin it for you!

We have never made a 51st episode of anything so we just kinda sat in silence and cried every so often from the terror. I think we also talked about Horseman and Santa, together at last.

It’s the 50th show! We have absolutely nothing special at all in this episode! Maybe the most normal not special show we’ve ever done.  Both hosts quit and are replaced by cheaper options.  Then the new hosts spend most of the show doing that knife trick where you stab between your fingers as fast as you can.  Five Finger Filet.

We need giants.  Like 1 per every 20 people. Also just relax and try to have fun while listening to this episode.  T-Shirts!  Dentist guilt.