Thomas almost killed a guy and the dudes talk about that for a bit. Then they breakdown an incredible 7 second clip from CNN’s Jesusy whatever Jesus show that you HAVE to watch, find the link below. Then it’s all about Sam’s daughter who faced down a championship softball team of 7 year olds.
This week we’ve got more Sam and more Thomas. That’s essentially most weeks though really. Sam has some funny stories he’s been hoarding and Thomas had a music experience that completely ruined a band for him. Find out what happened and next week’s winning lotto numbers!
It’s a special show where Sam and Thomas are in the same room together for the first time in god knows how long. Sam looks like shit. Anyway, some political nonsense for a bit and then some funny things.
We’ve got quite a show for you with all the best fast food insights that you never knew you needed. Also Sam has a couple boxes of crap from his last move that are still just sitting there. Find out what’s in them! Also this week’s boner is particularly amazing, I recommend you listen over on Patreon.com/shoeshine
We’re currently podcasting from under water because there’s some sort of problem related to the Oroville dam which is pretty close to where we live. What is that problem? Well you could read a news story for 3 seconds and figure it out or just have no idea because you’re too lazy or something. Somehow no one is able to just read information and process it. When I say no one I just mean like most people. And maybe not even most, just a really painfully visible subsection of people online who are the worst and probably voted for Trump or something.
Thomas is having his regularly scheduled breakdown so the dudes talk breakdowns and compare breakdown sizes. Sam’s breakdowns are girthier while Thomas’s are more lengthy. Or maybe it’s the opposite. Anyway then some super bowl talk and some other stuff oh let’s face it it’s always interesting if you like us and if you don’t then you suck anyway so whatever.
We talk about some stuff we all did as kids like the ceiling being the floor and the ground being lava. Also, Thomas has a thingy that he can’t believe the new generation won’t have to go through, and then the dudes do some reminiscing on that. It’s a solid show, I’d say in our top 30%.
***no weasels were harmed or even seen in the making of this podcast***
Sam finally listened to like half of Serial. Pretty big deal. And by Serial I mean season 1 because season 2 really doesn’t count for much. Also Fenwick Fenwick Fenwick Fenwick Fenwick Fenwick Fenwick Fenwick Fenwick Fenwick Fenwick Fenwick Fenwick Fenwick Fenwick Fenwick Fenwick Fenwick Fenwick Fenwick Fenwick Fenwick Fenwick Fenwick Fenwick Fenwick Fenwick Fenwick Fenwick Fenwick Fenwick Fenwick.
I don’t know how you pigs weaseled your way into this episode, but in order to enjoy it properly you’ll need to check out this map: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weasel#/media/File:Mustela_range.png . Seriously when we give the cue, definitely pull that bad boy up. As you can see, weasels are infesting everything right down to the 5. Or 5. Also, watching shows is all you need in life.
There are never not leaf blowers ever. Also Sam’s body was there to catch him when he fell. And Thomas’s days of having to go to buildings for things are over and it’s weird.
