Category: Podcast

Sometimes when you’re in a no-win situation you just have to pick up a rake. Did you know it’s 2017? The dudes had no idea. Someone should have told us. New Year’s programming in unwatchable so we didn’t notice that that all happened and stuff. Also we’ve got some amazing tales of shitty work we had to do as kids that never was done.

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Sam’s run has finally come to an end. A glorious end filled with barf and diarrhea and you definitely don’t want to miss it. He got an super flu that nearly killed him and resulted in a late Shoosh episode which apparently no one cares about. Like literally no one complained about us not doing a show. I mean I’ve looked at the numbers, I know SOMEONE listens to this show but whoever it is must have been too busy with Christmas or whatever to show us a little concern. Maybe we were dead? How do you know?

SPOILER ALERT one of us is now the proud owner of a hearth. And home. They have a hearth now in their hearth and home. But smoke detectors are fucking nonsense. There’s never been a fire ever probably. But this is going to get really weird because let’s all post the 7th picture in our phones!!!!

Why isn’t the doctor doing the little hammer thing to my knee anymore. What, is it not important that my leg flinches properly? What if it isn’t, how would he know? Also we break down the Fast and the Furious 800 trailer that just made a big splash tonight. Buckle up and get ready for a wild ride! Start your engines! Rev those gas pedals and get ready for a tire screeching good time!

What’s all this one in a million stuff, huh? We first have a little bit of a scheduling correction regarding the 100th episode spectacular, and then we talk about some amazing one in a billion occurrences that mean nothing and should and will be instantly forgotten.

Tune in last week for our 100th episode spectacular! This week we have just a standard solid Shoosh sode for you. But remember last week when we did all that stuff for episode 100? That was awesome.

Alright well we’ve got one more childhood related episode. Hopefully we’ll get off this whole childhood kick lately but I don’t know, maybe you guys like it. How the hell would we possibly know what you do and don’t like? Anyway, the FAIR. Greatest time ever as a kid. Also some other stuff.

We’ve got a little bit of obligatory Trump complaining, but after that it’s back to what we both know you’re here for: Dad talk. All this stuff about the van last week reminded Sam of some great elements of the Smith Dad experience that could use some retelling. It’s good stuff.

I can’t believe we’ve never talked about the van before. If you’re into dad stories and stories about our childhood, you’re going to love this crucial piece you’ve been missing this entire time. Wait that’s no one. No one could possibly care about any of that. Oh well, maybe listen and see if we made some good jokes or anything.

This place is a freaking dump. You won’t believe the 100% totally perfectly true story about the dump that the dudes have for you this week. Growing up in the country is weird. This episode contains more maggots than most episodes.