Category: Podcast

We’re definitely not talking about the thing we’re not talking about, but there’s like a couple more tiny parts of that real quick. Don’t worry though. It’s off to more Pokemons and Charlemagners or whatever. And then it takes a turn for the depressing, which, let’s face it, is what the dudes do best. Bring on the elite team of Horrific Incident Erasers, please.

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Internal Memo: Sam has no phone. Or like a totally see-through one or something. However is best for you personally to conceptualize this impossible concept. We’re unsure normal human intelligence can even possibly fathom it but we’re doing our best. Also, Rorschach Tests.

Carrie if you can hear us, give us some sort of sign. Let us know when to start arm wrestling because whoever wins gets to talk to you. If you’re seeing this and you’re just not ready to switch to men, then maybe wait a few more years and just see. Ok has it been a few years? Perfect we’ll start arm wrestling now.

We’ve got quite a sode for you, especially for the Patrons, who are scientifically proven to be better people in every way than non-patrons. They’re getting this episode early, again, because in every measurable way they’re BETTER than you plebiscite normal listeners. Are you a normal non-patron listener? Good, listen up. I’m not sure you’re getting it. Patrons are BETTER than you. Like even the worst patron is far better, and I mean like WAY better, than you. Yes you, sir.

Whoa we’ve got another asshole on with us today. WTF weird. Well since he’s here, we might as well plug his show that he may or may not have, Angry Black Rant. Find it at http://angryblackrant.com. We go through a quick awkward period of figuring out how 3 people are supposed to podcast together, and then after that it’s gold. RECORD SCRATCH

We’ve officially entered the milf market. Calling all milfs, please support our show on Patreon like our recent milf patron. Anyway, Sam’s main tooth is hurting which sucks because it’s like his main one. Also other stuff happens including HUGE SK2 news. Like gigantic news from the world of SK2. Check out their new website: http://sk2band.com

The dudes are back in town and this time it’s about a bunch of stuff and things. Let’s face it, whatever we’re talking about is probably funny to you otherwise why would you still be listening. So I’m not going to sit here and waste my time, and furthermore waste YOUR time trying to convince you to do something that you’re already either going to or not going to do.

We have nothing but the utmost respect for old people. They’re some of the best people we’ve ever met. A lot of our good friends are old people and we certainly would never mean to diminish or take away from the immense contributions that old people have made to our society and to the world. Old people are mothers, fathers, and valued community members. You may be an old person, for all we know. If you are, we salute you.

Well nothing like a nice mass shooting to get the jokes flowing for a comedy podcast. Hahahahaha yeah jokes jokes jokes. After some super hilarious stuff about mass shootings we talk about robot ghosts and Muhammad Ali.