In this encore presentation of Comedy Shoeshine, the dudes discuss being a touring band, climate change, she ships, Rocky Horror Picture Show, “the cloud” and all the hot topics around this election cycle.
The dudes discuss how daily fantasy sports is totally just gambling and they aren’t even trying to pretend it isn’t anymore. The dumbest Taco Bell commercial ever. How much of a hipster Sam is, covering the spread and Thomas’ review of The Martian.
Look, none of your listening jobs are safe. We need 110% effort every time you download and listen to this podcast to get where we need to go. Everyone’s listening was crap last week and we need to be much better this week if you expect to win this thing. Also cuts are coming this week. Check your locker.
“This was another strong quarter for our community,” said Thomas and Sam, Comedy Shoeshine founders and CEOs. “Engagement across our family of apps keeps growing, and we remain focused on improving the quality of our services.”
Mobile advertising revenue – Mobile advertising revenue represented approximately 76% of advertising revenue for the second quarter of 2015, up from approximately 62% of advertising revenue in the second quarter of 2014.
Capital expenditures – Capital expenditures for the second quarter of 2015 were $549 million.
Cash and cash equivalents and marketable securities – Cash and cash equivalents and marketable securities were $14.13 billion at the end of the second quarter of 2015.
Free cash flow – Free cash flow for the second quarter of 2015 was $1.33 billion
The dudes discuss how Viagra is really just for older men to be able to masturbate alone again, talking in the elevator, some uplifting 9/11 talk, tapping and the glory of ASMR. Whispering rules, and some stupid Joker meme.
The dudes discuss talking to people about beer, how many people you need to complete a police lineup, jail humor, the most amazing gfilf ever, iced-tea fueled dancing and real, serious, hard-hitting ventriloquism.