Because we don’t own watches. Because they’re stupid, sorry. Let’s see, we talked about: history. Stuff that is a minor inconvenience every day that we have and haven’t fixed. A new oven saga. A DMV saga. Who knows what else. Well I guess you do if you just like listen to the show or whatever.
Thomas has mosquito pants. We’ve got a timely review of The Martian. And Sam just can’t get good help these days.
Back to back episodes new world record. We give our in-depth review of a children’s production of Willy Wonka and the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Plus some magic talk. Magic is real.
Ok yeah and then this is where we used to type the description? Or is it… Damn I think it is. So we should probably say some jokes or things that were in the episode. But then we wouldn’t want to spoil any punchlines so never mind. Alright let me try to find the button to publish it. Just a bunch of cobwebs everywhere
It’s another F This Remastered!
Episode 7: The One Where We Totally Rip Off Friends 04-19-2011
Things, things, and more things. Computer literacy; stories; “Act Now!;” Iraqi oil; soundtracks; horse racing; some more great commercials; and a brand new little segment!
I didn’t finish editing F This so we did a stream and it was a pretty decent impression of a shoosh episode. And then I didn’t post it here for like 2.5 weeks sorry.
Our sort of weekly F This remastered stream!
Episode 6: Access Main Hollywood 4-13-2011
Access main program… access main security… Fun with sound clips, tales of 1st world medical problems, f those humans, and the Ten Commandments! I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP!
We’re back streaming some more F This!
Episode 5: Holy Water Cooler 4/7/2011
Bonus episode this week! There’s just too much to complain about to contain us to only one episode this week: stories, rehashed music that was good the first time, and the ultimate master class of bad acting in our commercials segment!
Here’s the audio of our stream!
Episode 4: Mike Tyson’s Hawaiian Punch-Out
Some technology observations, dinner parties with Elmo, dogs and cats living together in the city, the AFTERLIFE, some great crap commercials, and an EXTRA special segment!
Here’s part 2 of episode 3, plus some other chatter while we streamed.
Episode 3: Fall of Cobra 3-29-2011
Sam tells his life story; racquetball doubles losers; freak show news stories; I’m Dan Hesse, CEO of Sprint; and an extra special breakdown of the show “Ghost Hunters” for this week’s stupid sh*t people believe!