Sam’s got some more hilarious tales of fast food eating, which makes sense since it’s pretty much all he does. Then Thomas has a few tips on how to make soccer not the worst possible sport of all of them. Then patrons get a hilarious bonus extra segment!
That’s a lot of things tied together, you’ll have to listen to untangle it all. Also, in the bonus stuff for patrons, Thomas has a really weird series of vivid memories about substitute teachers who were f*cking weird. You need to check it out. patreon.com/shoeshine.
If what you’ve been missing in your life was more stories about eating too much fast food, we’ve got the show for you. Sam finally meets his McDonald’s best friend, and Thomas has a theory on why lines are taking forever. Also some New Orleans observations.