If what you’ve been missing in your life was more stories about eating too much fast food, we’ve got the show for you. Sam finally meets his McDonald’s best friend, and Thomas has a theory on why lines are taking forever. Also some New Orleans observations.
CS177: Mechanical Bull Shipment
Sam’s got all kinds of tales from his road trip with his son including cowboys, mechanical bulls, and #1 overall NFL draft picks. Thomas has a couple of whatevers but mainly it’s Sam’s time to shine.
CS176: Proper Giraffe Disposal
Thomas has some thoughts on being a naked robot in Westworld, Sam has tales of giraffe disposal and how we’re all in a zoo and people can’t think clearly. It’s Comedy and it’s a Shoeshine. It’s a Comedy Shoeshine.
CS175: In the Same Place Sode
It’s a rare recording in which the brothers Smith are in the same house for some reason. We’ve got a couple commercials to make fun of including the best commercial ever and the most average commercial ever. Also what if aliens landed on Earth.
Then for patrons, we’ve got a nice extra long bonus segment! Head over to patreon.com/shoeshine and pledge virtually nothing and enjoy that bonus extra!
CS174: Brand New Car
Sam and Thomas talk about hiring people to do awful jobs they’d never do themselves and how it’s really difficult because they’d want to massively overpay. Then, if last episode’s softball talk didn’t getcha, strap in for some hardcore real talk on fast food vs fancy food.
CS173: Robby Glantz Power Skating
Thomas has some bull shit about skating class but then most importantly, Sam has a SOFTBALL UPDATE. It’s softball, season 3.
CS172: Woody Jung
Sam’s back is out again, and he’s also having some crazy dreams that the internet sucks at interpreting. Thomas has some uplifting advice for anyone looking for a job.
CS171: Dongle and Toilet Technology
Thomas has got a story about technology screwing him over and then Sam’s got tales of toilet fixing. All that plus more other things. Patrons get the thrilling conclusion of Bagwan Kenobi.
CS170: Bagwan Kenobi
We’re starting a cult. Join up! We’ve definitely always had an animal magnetism and now after watching Wild Wild Country we finally know what to do with it.
