We’ve got a little bit of obligatory Trump complaining, but after that it’s back to what we both know you’re here for: Dad talk. All this stuff about the van last week reminded Sam of some great elements of the Smith Dad experience that could use some retelling. It’s good stuff.

I can’t believe we’ve never talked about the van before. If you’re into dad stories and stories about our childhood, you’re going to love this crucial piece you’ve been missing this entire time. Wait that’s no one. No one could possibly care about any of that. Oh well, maybe listen and see if we made some good jokes or anything.

This place is a freaking dump. You won’t believe the 100% totally perfectly true story about the dump that the dudes have for you this week. Growing up in the country is weird. This episode contains more maggots than most episodes.

What you’re about to listen to may well represent the best Shoosh has ever been. It’s all downhill from here. Well except there were some parts that were only good and not great. But the boner content for this week was absolutely better than any other content we ever do. You definitely should listen. Seriously.

Today we talk about whistling guy, which is something completely mundane but also completely profound at the same time. Which I think could describe the best parts of this show. That’s what we’re shooting for here. Also hot calculator updatezzzzzzzz

Stop putting up with crap, everyone. That definitely includes this show. If you think it’s crap don’t listen to it. If everyone did that, then we would know we were terrible and we wouldn’t keep putting out a crap show and making people suffer through it. Now apply that lesson everywhere.

Get out your graphing calculators and follow along with the dudes on today’s show!! Calculators calculators calculators! It’s all calculator talk and then we talk shit on some guy you don’t know.

It’s Comedy Shoeshine, with your hosts, Sam Smith and Thomas Smith. We’re here to bring you “comedy” and laughs. If you listen you’ll have so many “laughs” from the comedy that you won’t be able to contain your laughter!

Sam has a great allegory for the podcast which illuminates how ultimately pointless everything is but especially this show. Also more comedy.

This episode was recorded early but not at all released early, despite completely boneheaded speculation by the hosts that it might somehow release itself early without any intervention by humans. It was a really happy thought at the time but reality crushed that dream. Anyway, it’s really funny and great, just like you think all our episodes are otherwise you would have quit a really long time ago.