Sam’s got some baseball updates, Thomas has some ketchup material. Also traffic jams on Mount Everest.

Sam has just been trying to avoid killing more people and stuff so Thomas has some kid related things and car buying stories.

Sam nearly died/killed someone in a car accident and so therefore has some stories to tell.

It’s Sam’s turn to have things to talk about. Poker games, ghosts, amazing friends, kids, and more. Most importantly though, Sam loves his wife so much forever, more than anything. On an unrelated note, Sam’s wife started listening to the show. 

You definitely want to hop on over to patreon.com/shoeshine for an extra long bonus on mentally ill dad stuff.

Several horses died in the making of this podcast because horse racing is terrible and horses die constantly and somehow it still exists.

Thomas lets loose that he saw Avenders Engegame and the dudes have a family ending fight about it. Don’t worry though, the religion of Comedy Shoeshine is no spoilers so there aren’t any spoilers. Even for stupid stuff. Anyway also some other miscellaneous things. Extra long episode so boners for everyone!

Thomas had yet another baby and Sam has tree problems. It’s all way funnier than it sounds. Plus, a nice bonus segment for patrons on how Steve Jobs was an a-hole!

Person we have absolutely no association with and don’t know anything about was found to have been cheating with performance enhancing drugs. Also Sam went to a wedding in Arizona and has a tale to tell.

Jeeps, coffee, freedom! Sam saw a ridiculously stupid facebook post and then another even more stupid one. Thomas saw a weirdly vague commercial vehicle and the dudes go on a scavenger hunt to figure out what on Earth they do. After that it’s all downhill.