The dudes revisit the old Capri Sun no straw conundrum. What does a man do? Then we talk for an extended amount of time about kids and sex. Wait but not like that.

WE WON JUNIOR COLLEGE PROM KING!!!! And now we’re here to podcast about it. Sam’s got some sports but not sports. All you not sports people don’t worry. There were sports, but in a not sports way.

Plus as is the new tradition, some bonus extra overtime bonus extra content over at http://patreon.com/shoeshine!!

Do you have my phone? Just checking. Oh well. Since we don’t have girlfriends we’re still doing this show. For now. Also, more therapy talk. In fact, killer therapy talk CLIFFHANGER that you’ll have to be a Patron to hear the end of. We’re still doing the normal show, but now we’ll be cutting off and recording over onhttp://www.patreon.com/shoeshine for an extra segment! This week it was nearly 30 minutes.

We’re definitely not talking about the thing we’re not talking about, but there’s like a couple more tiny parts of that real quick. Don’t worry though. It’s off to more Pokemons and Charlemagners or whatever. And then it takes a turn for the depressing, which, let’s face it, is what the dudes do best. Bring on the elite team of Horrific Incident Erasers, please.

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Internal Memo: Sam has no phone. Or like a totally see-through one or something. However is best for you personally to conceptualize this impossible concept. We’re unsure normal human intelligence can even possibly fathom it but we’re doing our best. Also, Rorschach Tests.

Carrie if you can hear us, give us some sort of sign. Let us know when to start arm wrestling because whoever wins gets to talk to you. If you’re seeing this and you’re just not ready to switch to men, then maybe wait a few more years and just see. Ok has it been a few years? Perfect we’ll start arm wrestling now.

We’ve got quite a sode for you, especially for the Patrons, who are scientifically proven to be better people in every way than non-patrons. They’re getting this episode early, again, because in every measurable way they’re BETTER than you plebiscite normal listeners. Are you a normal non-patron listener? Good, listen up. I’m not sure you’re getting it. Patrons are BETTER than you. Like even the worst patron is far better, and I mean like WAY better, than you. Yes you, sir.

Whoa we’ve got another asshole on with us today. WTF weird. Well since he’s here, we might as well plug his show that he may or may not have, Angry Black Rant. Find it at http://angryblackrant.com. We go through a quick awkward period of figuring out how 3 people are supposed to podcast together, and then after that it’s gold. RECORD SCRATCH

We’ve officially entered the milf market. Calling all milfs, please support our show on Patreon like our recent milf patron. Anyway, Sam’s main tooth is hurting which sucks because it’s like his main one. Also other stuff happens including HUGE SK2 news. Like gigantic news from the world of SK2. Check out their new website: http://sk2band.com