It’s Comedy night Shoosh! Thomas has oodles of New York material from his trip. Did we mention Thomas is in New York? Find out if they have the best pizza or if Round Table is still just the best pizza easily.

The dudes open up with some childhood stories that will make the hair stand up on the back of your elbows. But they’re all true. Also if you’re in the market for a giant satellite dish that could get you a shitload of channels back in 1987 then email us your best offers and we’ll sift through them to find the highest one. It could be yours!

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TAX ACT

We’ve got a definitely completely nude podcast for you with all nude material and lots of nudes. We talk about not being able to handle the responsibility of super tall things to jump off of and asshole churches posting bull shit bulletins on our doors. And obviously a million other random things that you had no idea were stupid or funny. The optics of this episode are great.

Sam has been kidnapped by aliens and we don’t have enough Patreon dollars to pay ransom for him. While he’s being constantly anally probed, Eli is back for another guest hosting! Eli talks about his hemorrhoid riddled anus and it’s just as pleasant as it sounds. From there he and Thomas talk about a bunch of other stuff that was most likely really funny.

Just when you thought your life couldn’t get any worse because you lost an hour of sleep to daylight rapings time, the guys are here to ruin your day further. Can this really be called a show? Who knows. F*** it, we lost an hour of our lives and we’re taking it out on all of you. Thomas’s 5k time was 26:10.

The dudes talk about non-committal douche bags who won’t just tell us how they really feel, an old amazing F This story about a basketball scorekeeper going nuts over nothing in a total bull shit league, then finally discuss the New World Order. Robots doing our jobs, people living forever, Sigorney Weaver, all of it.

Oh and most importantly, NEW INTRO!

The dudes do their annual show live from Oscar’s house.  Leo finally wins for Titanic and Titanic sweeps the Oscars again!  We also go over every script nominated for an Oscar line by line.

The dudes discuss freeway driving, credit cards, a stupid commercial and a good commercial, and the fact that you aren’t stuck with the ridiculous two party system anymore because there’s Crump! Crump 2016!

Being the genius political pundits they are, the dudes break down the recent Republican debate and talk about how real patriots would be ready in the event of a dISISaster! Also more diet talk!